Benefits of cigarettes

THREE BENEFITS OF CIGARETTES
Below are the benefits of cigarettes (smoking).

1. Smokers don't grow old!
2. Smokers can not be bitten by a dog!!
3. Smokers cannot be attacked by thieves while sleeping.

WHY NOT?

1. Smokers don't grow old because they will die young due to lung damage, as warned by the Ministry of Health.
2. Smokers won't be bitten by a dog simply because when their lungs are damaged they have to walk with a stick every time. And dogs fear people with a stick in their hands.
3.Thieves can't break into the house of a smoker at night because smokers are always awake coughing!

If you like these three benefits, keep smoking or start smoking!

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  1. That's hilarious.. Although it's a good read but the message is quite clear.

    Smoking is dangerous to one's health.

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